This bold little cactus has zero chill—and we love him for it. Featuring a smug potted cactus rocking sunglasses and the snarky quote “I’m not prickly, you’re just sensitive,” this tee is perfect for plant lovers, introverts, and anyone fluent in sarcasm.
Whether you're gardening, ghosting group chats, or dodging small talk, this cactus has your back—and your attitude.
Great gift for: 🌵 Plant parents 😎 Sarcastic souls 🎁 Friends who don’t sugarcoat 💬 People who say “it’s not me, it’s you” unironically
Available in multiple sizes and colors. Soft, breathable, and printed to last.
